drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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