they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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