i think my tv is drunk
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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