so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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