if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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