i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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