Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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