I'm laying in your front yard are you home
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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