He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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