your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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