laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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