so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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