i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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