Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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