Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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