I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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