Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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