What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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