I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
