im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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