dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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