I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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