you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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