That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
