I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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