Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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