I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
