Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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