Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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