does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
