Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Come see our sink grown plant.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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