I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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