im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
