I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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