bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Green mimosas i think yes
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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