He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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