is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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