People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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