I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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