You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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