im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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