he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
this will be a night to untag.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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