Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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