All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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