on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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