I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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