If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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