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(678): View more from Georgia

he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys

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(318): View more from Louisiana

you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.

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(816): View more from Missouri

She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Challenge accepted

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(678): View more from Georgia

If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.

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