Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Shame is for Republicans.
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