dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize
