It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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